Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.

Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up

by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 22, 2015

slugalicious

A slug that is fabulous and has a lot of swag

That slug is ver slugalicious everyday

by thugalicious417yo September 12, 2015

Slug Bike

A spin on the classic game of "slug bug" where you punch another occupant of the vehicle you are in any time you see a motorcycle. There are few VW Beatles on the road anymore so the game of slug bug is effectively dead. Learning to look for motorcycles had the added benefit of saving lives.

House rules include double punch for spotting a bike you own.

Another name for this game is punch bike.

"Look twice, save a life." Have fun and bruise your friends while you are at it.

Slug bike! WHAM! Oh, it's a KLR650. Have another. WHAM!

by NotThatBruno June 14, 2016

Slugert

Slugert A person of low morals referring to sexual activities. The word derives from a slug, which is very low and usually slimy and the last three letters of pervert

The officer knowing that the suspect was considered a slugert would give him the benefit of the doubt and look for more evidence.

by Leroy Knows March 11, 2017

slug heading

the act of pretending your are mentally retarded in public while being recorded for reactions

person 1: i dare you to go over to those people and start slug heading
person 2: okay but you have to next after me okay

by sapnupuaslol101 March 20, 2017

slugboat

Someone who is moving really slowly, or trailing behind a group.

Come on slugboat, we're gonna be late!

by CoalforChristmas May 4, 2017

Slug Dick

After busting a load. The Dick Operator proceeds to soak the Dick in cum. This creates a Sticky Dick which gets scratchy and forces the Operator to move slowly for fear of getting an itchy dick.

Robert: Dude whynare you so slow?!
Cuck: I busted this morning and now I got slug dick, sorry I’m so slow.
Robert: Oh sorry man, I understand now.

by XxWintxX November 21, 2017