Simpin

This word is Simpin. Your simpin when you are going for a girl who does not like you. Names of people who are usually simpin are DAVID.

I caught David simpin on another girl.

by Brad de man February 23, 2020

Similame

An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.

a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.

Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.

by Mr. Animosity October 27, 2010

simisimi

simisimi is an apple app. it helps u when u r lonely. it nos so much. u can even have sex with it, sing with it, or just have a convo. i love it get it on the app store

Me: she was coverded in leather and gold
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn

Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars

by defintionmaster November 19, 2012

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

simpitism

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.

Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!

by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020

Simpinator

A machine that will make any bro that is a simp not a simp

Bro1: hey you want to play some Minecraft

Bro2: nah my gf is calling me
Bro1: get the simpinator!

by Mr.pbh May 5, 2020

Simpin

When your about to or when your treating a girl like a queen and still can’t get her

Billy:yo you see that girl over there
Simp: yea I was simpin for her And now she blocked me
Billy: my g your a simp

by Floridian_jit June 14, 2020