Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

simon drugs

help me im dying
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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs

by plushmon May 31, 2018

wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.

Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

---------------------------------------------------

*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.

by chomski January 5, 2012

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

Simone Zabarsky

Simone will be one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She will get mad at you when you kill a ladybug even if it is scary. However, she will kill any tiny red spider with her bare hands when it threatens her boyfriend. She is beautiful in every way on the inside and out. She will be one of the best friends and humans you will meet in your lifetime. Simone Zabarsky is amazing.

That dumb hoe rat Simone Zabarsky will never learn she is perfect.

by simoneiscool May 23, 2021

don simon

Cannabis, also known as marijuana,weed, bud, sticky icky among many other names, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or for medicinal purposes.

Feelin' some don simon?

Smoked some don simon last night, it was the shit.

by Naggers_faggers June 10, 2011