Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.
A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.
Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)
A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.
Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)
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"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".
"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"
Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".
"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".
"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"
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Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?
Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.
Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.
Brian said here let me show you guys…
Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.
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Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?
Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.
Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.
Brian said here let me show you guys…
Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.
Now let’s get to busting!
Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
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