Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.

"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."

by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

sage quit

someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster

shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues

by emac speedy June 5, 2011

Sage

Amazing person who’s quiet when you first meet, but loud when you get to know them. They’re most likely a hippie (nothing wrong with that). Sage has many artistic talents. Sage is a very special, creative and unique soul. If you find a sage never let them go!

“Sage, you’re the love of my life.”
“Of course Sage painted that, it’s marvelous!”

by DavidBowieSaveUs November 22, 2021

Sage

unstable and high

Oh no a sage is approachin run before she strangles u to death :0

by 4tajii November 9, 2022

Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020