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Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats
Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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Jump Sage Day

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER
by Kenasha December 24, 2021
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Stephan sage bunny

A mental instate piss rabbit who thinks he is a doctor also is gay accounting to a heterosexual bear
by Ffionn fox is a weeb November 10, 2018
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Sage

Omg look! It’s sage
My big sibling ever!
Sage uses non binary and bun/bunself pronouns ^•^
Ily as a sibling Sage ty /srsly
by rengokumybeloved October 16, 2021
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Sage

A royal fucking bad ass, somebody you shouldnt cross, he is smart amd intelligent, but at the same time witty and funny as hell
Ayyooo! There go Sage right there.
by Call_Me_Sage February 3, 2021
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sage suede

Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.
Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.
by TigerBigs February 1, 2021
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Sage

Not a plant, sage is a name. Sages are nice and will reply to your texts if you aren’t creepy to them.
Wow did you see sages pony tails?? Yeah! They were rockin’!
by Flarbus123 January 15, 2021
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