Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Stephan sage bunny

A mental instate piss rabbit who thinks he is a doctor also is gay accounting to a heterosexual bear

Stephan sage bunny Is the reason for global warming

by Ffionn fox is a weeb November 10, 2018

Sage

Omg look! It’s sage
My big sibling ever!
Sage uses non binary and bun/bunself pronouns ^•^

Ily as a sibling Sage ty /srsly

by rengokumybeloved October 16, 2021

Sage

A royal fucking bad ass, somebody you shouldnt cross, he is smart amd intelligent, but at the same time witty and funny as hell

Ayyooo! There go Sage right there.

by Call_Me_Sage February 3, 2021

sage suede

Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.

Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.

by TigerBigs February 1, 2021

Sage

Not a plant, sage is a name. Sages are nice and will reply to your texts if you aren’t creepy to them.

Wow did you see sages pony tails?? Yeah! They were rockin’!

by Flarbus123 January 15, 2021