When a person of a bisexual (or similarly ambiguous) orientation swings to a new preference towards men or women (especially if they had that preference previously).
Can develop as a defense mechanism to distract oneself from negative feelings from a present/past romantic interest.
Can develop as a defense mechanism to distract oneself from negative feelings from a present/past romantic interest.
"I'm unsatisfied with the way things are going with John. You know, instead of wallowing in my own despair and frustration, I think I'll play some Tegan and Sara and put myself in the swing-back. That's a great idea!"
by ScoutF. November 3, 2009

A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.
Swing (Relationship)
Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.
Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.
Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.
Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.
by Aluman. December 4, 2009

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010

When your friend either wants to spend a great deal of time with you, but doesn't have a lot time. Or feels obligated to see your face for five minutes, they will pop over for a very short time. Usually they will stay no longer than 15 minutes and try to sum up all of the events of their lives in the past week.
by BigBingDawg December 5, 2011

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011
