reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?

Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
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cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.
That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!
by marcstrokesmith June 09, 2024
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Fabric swallower

When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...
Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!
by Pygmy Hunter July 10, 2017
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Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv
She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday
by Twurzy July 07, 2018
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Swallow a lighter

The singing version of "break a leg" or "merde". Based on the imagery of breathing fire.
You have a recital tonight? Good luck! Swallow a lighter!
by livierose February 27, 2019
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Swallow my spit

Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 05, 2024
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