Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011
Get the social parsleymug. An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.
Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
by All State 1B March 2, 2014
Get the social stonermug. An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.
Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.
by D&Danny August 15, 2019
Get the Social Brickmug. Social health involves your ability to form satisfying interpersonal relationships with others. It also relates to your ability to adapt comfortably to different social situations and act appropriately in a variety of settings.
by JJBrezzy October 17, 2017
Get the social healthmug. Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021
Get the pasta socialmug. That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
Get the Social Bonermug. A social interaction considered to eradicate any previous social faux pas. Such as tippex eradicates any written mistakes.
Person 1: "So what if I called you a cow? My hugs cancel it out."
Person 2: "HUGS AREN'T SOCIAL TIPPEX, YOU KNOW."
Person 2: "HUGS AREN'T SOCIAL TIPPEX, YOU KNOW."
by Neopolitan Dreams December 7, 2009
Get the Social Tippexmug.