Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
Get the shitmug. 
A BIG ASS BROWN CRICLE THAT COME OUT OF YOUR ASS. IT IS SOMETIMES A BROWN LIQUID WHEN YOU HAVE PROBLEMS FROM TACO BELL.
by SHIT MATE February 17, 2019
Get the Shitmug. shit.
by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself August 18, 2022
Get the shitmug.