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james shields

james shields is the hottest guy on planet earth, fuck me daddy!
by anonymous April 30, 2023
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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy January 8, 2016
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she-shield

a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman
"Thanks for being a she-shield, that guy was giving me the creeps."
by catgirl69 January 3, 2022
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Dykeflector Shield

The deliberate inclusion of POC, LGBTQ+, or other minority actors into a movie or TV production that is badly made, in order to protect that production from the legitimate criticism it will inevitably receive.
Me: "For a television series with a budget of 180 million dollars, the practical effects on "The Acolyte" were incredibly shoddy.

Leslye Headland: "QUICKLY, RAISE THE DYKEFLECTOR SHIELD!... Why are you so transphobic?"
by Remdy August 15, 2024
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Race-shielding

Including casting of People of Color in a piece of media so that any criticism of the work can be blamed on "racism"
"These racists are hating on Rings of Power!"
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."
by NoDoubleThink,Thanks September 8, 2022
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nipple shield

a nipple shield is a bra.
wow! she got a new stylish nipple shield!
by plebsthetic April 19, 2018
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