Rule 87

A generally accepted internet rule that states: As long as there is internet, there will be trolls.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing?
Guy 2: Browsing these forums... are you kidding me, this guy says "coke is da worst and all the ppl who drink r cunts w/ moutherpes"
Guy 1: Thats actually not that hard to believe, rule 87 man.

by Percei December 29, 2008

rule 217

when someone buys you food you can't be mean to them for the rest of the day

joe:*buys fries
bill:"fuck you"
joe:*gives fries to bill* "rule 217"

by cheeseman2345 June 3, 2017

Rule 9005

Haters gonna hates.

Dude 1: Hey look guys I just done a killing spree of 20
Dude 2: Yeah, I call HAX !
Dude 3: Rule 9005.

by Spytre July 6, 2011

Rule H

Rule H states "Never eat anything Larger than your Head".

"Better get some help with that 16 inch Pizza.Rule H, yo."

by Waboa February 1, 2009

rule 256

Code comments are mostly evil.

#define TRUE FALSE

//Happy debugging suckers rule 256

by Wolf-101 December 1, 2016

gun rule

Grand Rapids, Michigan

"First we goin to Detroit, then we headin towards Gun Rule"

by money1money2money3 June 19, 2008

Rule 13

Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.

P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?

P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.

P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?

P2: Google it.

P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...

by tehInterweb January 20, 2009