Relation Pyramid

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness

We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now

by Dougiie May 19, 2014

silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.

You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!

by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014

Giza Pyramid

The act of forming a human period. 2 girls lay on each other, perpendicular to one another, forming a crossroad shape. Four men then spit roast them, and join hands to form a pyramid.

"Bill, Brad, Harry and Jacob had a norty Giza Pyramid with Lydia and Noelle on Tuesday"

by Mouldywafflez September 8, 2016

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

mexican pyramid

when 2 Mexican studs fuck a girl, one in her mouth, one in her pussy or ass while high fiving forming a pyramid.

my wife asked if my Mexican buddy and I were high fiving while we both fucked her from the front and the back. we said no, we were just forming a Mexican pyramid.

by Tommygunn50mm January 20, 2017

inverted pyramid

When you're wiping your ass and accidentally lose some toilet paper in your asshole.

"I can't wait for my next shit, I've got to get this damn mummy out of my inverted pyramid."

by retroviral December 20, 2017

Population Pyramid

A graphic depiction of population by percentage in each group, divided by gender.

The population pyramid shows a stable increase in our country's population over time.

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021