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Schmookus Pookus

Hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?
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hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?
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The Higgs-Poofuck Particle

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.
Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.
by MartiPellow June 11, 2020
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