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That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.
A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."
by telltale August 31, 2013
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Clown Plane

A clown plane is a ugly ass stupid bitch plane that give me nightmares
The ugly clown plane is running over a child” said Jessica
“I hope the child dies” says herald
by BatmanYeetus February 6, 2022
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plane-arita

Plane-arita, a portmanteau of plane and margarita.

A margarita that you drink on a plane.
(phone vibrates)
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024
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Baking a Plane

When you hold it in for so long that when you go to the bathroom it just shoots out like an airplane, likely mimicking the sound of one.
MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY IM BAKING A PLANE!!!
by Psychicsaucer0 January 8, 2025
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Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."
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bi-polar plane

state of mind caused by taking anti-depressants on a regular basis.
you think shes a basket weaver now, you should see her if she's missed the bi-polar plane.
by Darin Kiive November 13, 2006
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I PLANE IT

Asexuals version of 'I ship it'

No sexual desire, all is platonic

derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.
heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.
by xoxo, eXCLusive October 15, 2020
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