Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

The cutest girl in the universe. Extremely kind and caring and just wants to be loved by her friends. When she smiles at you, you get butterflies in your stomach.

Guy 1: That’s a really cute chick over there! What’s her name?
Guy 2: I don’t know, it’s probably Piper Payten

by Ya boy Hotta March 9, 2021

Mr. Piper

Sexiest history teacher alive. Has a battle helmet. Says the N-word then asks if it's okay. Is white.

dicks out
cheeks spread
who you fucking?
Mr. Piper or Dream

by Geoffrey is Jewish November 2, 2021

Anti-piper

Its a deadly Disease that is easily spread and you can die from it

Wow I am feeling anti-piper today

by Meawesomecoollikeme June 17, 2022

Piper

Piper is very amazing at sports. she will always know how to make you laugh and smile. if you can find a piper consider yourself very lucky.

Piper, how are you?

by Chaos God June 2, 2018

Piper

Pls give me my family back pls pls I'm sorry I called you a cracker just pls pls let my family go

PLEASE I NEED MY FAMILY BACK PLEASE PIPER PLEASE

by Baxter_Bytes January 6, 2023

Piper

THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT KEEPS STEALING MY FUCKING JOKES AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT

im gonna have to commit murder of the 3-2 degree. Due to piper's ignorance

by DaHingus McPringles April 10, 2022