Dumbo Punched

Regarding fighting (Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, UFC or Boxing) when a fighter is punched in the head so that, in slow motion, you see his cauliflower ears flap around like the animated Disney character "Dumbo".

He was hit so hard in the head his ears started to flap. He was Dumbo punched!

by brokenlegmike April 22, 2014

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014

pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.

Sally says she has bear pinches.

by nickymacG November 13, 2016

Penis Pincher

A penis pincher is someone who abuses other by seducing them, and actling like you're his slave.

I think Caleb is penis pincher, how dare he.

by PenisPincher December 29, 2016

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

cunt punched

An act where you or another bitch gets punched with no regret in your tight vagina

My mom found out I was doing meth so she cunt punched me really hard

by Doodle scooble June 27, 2016