Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

Physics

The torturous subject that slowly drains you of your sanity until you have -1000000 sanity level

Hey he took physics, look now he is dead

by antopod85 January 16, 2022

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

Digital/Physical

The digital/physical process of defining a country based on its flag. Can be acquired by the embassy, or by other means through payment.

Emily: Do you know where I can get the digital/physical of Canada?"
John: I'm not sure, maybe you can email them?

by PlayoffPIsASimp May 5, 2020

Dumping physical memory

The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.

John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.

by dpmdpmdpmo February 21, 2011

Gizzical physics

referring to a male character pretending to be a female A.K.A a Trap if he has a jiggling penis physics on his crotch

Hey does venti have Gizzical physics?

by RiceCooker2000 March 24, 2021

hector from physics

A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.

“Alright, its time for our weekend share”

“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”

by GordonsLover January 19, 2023