the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex
by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021
Get the Persianismmug. The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018
Get the Persian handjobmug. The Russo-Persian Wars Were 5 Wars Between Iran and Russia, Spanning From The Years Of 1651-1828, The Dates Being 1651–1653, 1722–1723, 1796, 1804–1813, 1826–1828, In Order. The 1st Russo-Persian War Ended In Persian Victory During The Safavid Era, With The Second, Fourth and Fifth Resulting In Russian Victory, With The Third Being Status Quo Ante Bellum.
by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 4, 2023
Get the Russo-Persian Warsmug. During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO
by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025
Get the PERSIAN BANJOmug. A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man
by Catmilkmillionaire May 16, 2021
Get the persian pumpmug. When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
Get the Persian jobmug. Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.
by PersianPony December 2, 2024
Get the Persian ponymug.