half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

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mcpickle pounder

A sandwich from McDonalds that consists of a unwanted amount of pickles.

I asked for no pickles, they gave me the goddamn mcpickle pounder.

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025

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Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

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Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

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11 pounder

Most likely you are a horse

The Giant Horse Cock Weights over 11 pounds (11 pounder)

by ANL:ASKL":AS July 20, 2021

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When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023

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