oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.

After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.

by NCHawk November 24, 2013

oklahoma death trap

A homeless man and a homeless women are both in a dumpster having sex all over the place, the stench and bodily ejaculants cause for a death trap called the Oklahoma death trap.

Did you walk by that Perkins restaurant on 6th street? Two homeless people are Oklahoma death trapping the hell out of that dumpster.

by MudBankFrank February 7, 2015

Oklahoma Deerglass

When one takes the glass part of a blender, then shoves it up ones asshole, and then turns it on and makes shits

I gave Samantha a Oklahoma Deerglass yesterday night!

by bentleyb-okc April 13, 2015

Oklahoma Thunderbang

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.

I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.

by Thick Biscuit October 9, 2016

Blair Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma where everyone talks shit about eachother. Guys like to call it Blair, Merica to feel special. Girls here never stick to one guy. You can usually find the ugly chicks swearing they’re dating a guy from Hollis or Altus. Half of the kids who live there are really stupid and just want to get in the NBA or they’re really smart because they have overachiever parents. Everyone here probably owns some type of showing animal. BEWARE: EVERYONE HAS BLACKMAIL ON YOU

“Blair Oklahoma has to be one of the most hillbilly towns to exsist.”

by AlwaysAwakeeeA December 2, 2018

Oklahoma Air

Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.

Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.

by believeinwhatisay_1 September 3, 2017

Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.

Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018