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School

The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
Old man: " I used to be a kid until i went to school"
by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017
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School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
The fuq we have school tomorrow
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
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School

1) A place of compulsory torture given by a government that disguises as a highly guarded prison for children and teenagers aged 6 to 21 for them to suffer.
2) A place where teachers and boomers are allowed to scream at you for completely no reason at all
3) A place where depression builds up for teenagers and make teenagers go crazy
I hate school! Its such a waste of my fucking time.
I would rather stay at home and play fucking Fortnite than going to fucking school
Why in the fuck sake is the government forcing us to go to school?
by Gamingaids May 13, 2020
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school

Oh look Jonathan is going to school again! Wish him luck, he is sure to pass out.
by K6 November 18, 2013
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School

1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
"No,no,no,no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.
by Schoolhater February 1, 2008
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School

Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.

Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.

And fags are there too.

And Sappy teachers who hate you.
Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.
by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008
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school

A place also named hell where they try and teach you shit you have no use for.
by Connormast12 October 17, 2007
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