an ass diet

An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.

This procedure can result in weight loss.

An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.

by enemamaster December 11, 2013

diet lesbian

A term applied to women who are bisexual. It may also be applied to women who are "bicurious," or straight and willing to experiment.

A: Check out that diet lesbian; she was dancing with that guy, now she's all over that girl.

by lesbiana513 September 11, 2010

diet coke

Cocaine - as used by the rap group Clipse in the song "Hello New World".

Baggin' up grams at the Hyatt though. The news called it crack, I called it Diet Coke.

by TheManHere July 2, 2007

Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Diet Sprite

Created in the 1970s, Diet Sprite was Coca-Cola's countermeasure against Pepsi's foothold on the gay community. Essentially, it's a caffeine free, sugar free, fat free, and taste free carbonated beverage. There is no drink more synthetic known to man.

"I'll have an extra-large meatlovers pizza, some breadsticks with extra garlic sauce, a large order of teriyaki chicken wings, and a small Diet Sprite."

by Prosauce December 17, 2005

diet rite

the best drink in the world! it's better than sex.

diet rite ownz joo!!!!

by who? December 13, 2004

The Monday Diet

Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.

"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."

"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"

"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"

by Tribulus July 5, 2009