nicos crib

In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…

Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework

by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024

Nico

a Fat afrikaans boy that cant speak english well and has a reading problem. He doesnt do well in school and started to become a poes after he quit smoking. He is very short and has anger issues.

Nico is a poes.

by JAN_Brannas September 15, 2020

Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.

Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”

by GP69a October 11, 2025

Nico

An amazingly sexy, funny, exciting, ambitious, sweet guy. He has the biggest, warm hard duck full of sweet cum. He is a bit of a hard egg to crack, but once he feels close to you, he will open up and allow you to feel his warm heart instantly. He is Very loyal and generous. He would do anything for those he loves. If you meet a Nico, consider yourself Very luck because he is a keeper.

That nico is so great, why can’t I be a nico?

by IKnowCauseIveSeen June 2, 2021

nico D

He is a very horny, sweet, and sexy dude. If you meet a Nico keep him! But be careful, he might cheat if he finds another girl he likes.

Nico D cheated on me, but I cant get him out of my head! He is unforgettable but he cheated!

by Wolf person9 August 30, 2017

Nico

A Nico is very comfortable to be around. He loves to play fifa with the boys. He usually stays home to watch twilight alone. When he drinks he doesn’t remember anything and tends to tease people such as phillips.

Louisa: “Nico what are you doin tonight”
Nico: “playing with my dog”

by Louisalemon November 21, 2021

Nico

Nico, an angelic human being which can take ur breath in a matter of seconds. Its incredible how he finds the words and puts them into sentences when u couldnt even form them right in your head. It feels like hes seeing through you and notices every single thing. He looks after details and remebers everything, so that he can just randomly surprise you with something u randomly mentioned.

His smile and eyes are what‘s really making him the god of beauty and pure aesthetic. Its incredible how well formed every single part of a body can be. And he has that BADONKADONK LIKE HOLY SHIT.

I love him, my nico.

I love my nico

by teasocke November 20, 2021