Kryppin (Norwegian)

Et lite sted/Et lite hus.

Kryppin (Norwegian): Jeg eier bare et lite hus.

by whoopwhooop May 2, 2011

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

Norwegian Sundial

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.

That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.

by Scrotal Wipeout January 9, 2020

Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.

Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!

by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012

norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.

Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle

by US CIA December 9, 2014

norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017