Karl Nelson

the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn

that blonde kid. who rocks hard.

by dirtysanchez December 13, 2004

Zac Nelson

a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang

"Oh, he is such a Zac Nelson"

by Z.Nish3rmeo November 4, 2014

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

nelson king

Chinese Godess

by Shantia April 9, 2003

Baby Face Nelson

When a male performs oral sex on a woman after a clean shave.

"Hey babe, I just shaved. Let me lick that coochie and give you a Baby Face Nelson."

by Mr. Wiggles_69 February 11, 2020

Michael J Nelson

Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.

"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."

"How about Michael J Nelson?"

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

Brian E Nelson

A casual intellect. Full name Brian Erin Nelson, although usually prefers to be called "Erin". He is a national icon in Azerbaijan and respected internationally. Regularly gets r/whooshed as all jokes go over his head. Appeals to the subreddit r/hardboiledmemes.

"Look, its Brian E Nelson!"
"This is a funny Brian E Nelson meme"
"I hope Brian E Nelson follows me on Twitter"
"Brian E Nelson did surgery on a grape!"

by Couscous Nince November 27, 2018