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Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.
-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018
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Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"
by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008
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mister

A friend who is nurturing as a mom and close like a sister.
Come on over my mister.
by jillywilli66 July 31, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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mister. charles

The best pvper on the anarchy server 8b8t
Mister. Charles won’t die and he keeps killing me.
by Sjnez October 17, 2020
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Ur Sister's a mister

It is almost As worse as ur granny tranny, but instead the Sun moves close to Earth not the Earth closer to the sun
Jake: Hey Shawn what's up?
Shawn: Your sister's a mister!
Jake:......
by NOOOREMALISS March 15, 2018
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Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.
Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.
by EchoNovember October 22, 2011
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