Microwave

Microwave is sexually say daddy to someone

MICROWAVE;)

by Ms.loteria October 5, 2020

Microwave Grilled Cheese

Bread+Cheese+Bread+Microwave its good

i love a microwave grilled cheese. delicious

by conner price December 13, 2020

Microwave

What your ducking dog is in :)

Don’t check….
Don’t….

I microwaved your dog.

by Eldbdjjsnajaak April 19, 2022

Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cold food now warm

I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.

by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU January 11, 2021

Microwave

goes MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM at 2 in the morning

Me: wakes up to make hot pockets
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM
Me: bro shut up I'm trying to make hot pockets

by DarkSundial November 22, 2021

Worcester Microwave

When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.

Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.

by The Oven'er August 24, 2021

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021