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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
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Medical Minnesota

Wow, that Medical Minnesota is such a loser. What a douche.
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recre-medicate

The use of prescribed medication for recreational use, including skipping a scheduled dose in order to double the dose at a later time or taking at a time when medication is not warranted to achieve a desired effect.
Kevin, did you take your Xanax this morning or are you saving it to recre-medicate after work?

Karen hoarded her lortab prescribed from her surgery to recre-medicate after she recovered.
by Conservative Bored housewife October 6, 2021
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Medic!

Just simply calling for healing/ healing item. Used most in TF2, especially easy because the "MEDIC!" button is E, which is easy to reach (for whoever pay 5$ to chat) (Note: Too many people calling for medic can cause medical teammate to ragequit)
Heavy is injured
*press E* MEDIC!
by Radian41 April 28, 2025
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Medication

To provide medication you must use utensils (example Needle and thread) to medicate the symptoms as they will have a medicative effect allowing you to perform medication.
Medication originally was something that you had to perform.
by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025
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Mini medic

someone who want to boost their confidence about their medical education but not being able to use word medic or doctor
This phrase can use any person who has knowledge of science and informations about human body from their hs, such as nurse, laboratory assistant, pharmacist etc.
Friend 1: I met Lily from our middle school and she said she is mini medic!
Friend 2: That's kinda swag, ngl.
by 2swagg4every1 November 13, 2021
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Medical treatments

You fucking hear this guy? This is why I don't believe rich people are particularly intelligent.
Hym "He says 'medical treatments shouldn't not be based on feelings' and he says it in relationship to trannies. Ok... ALL NON-WOUND MEDICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feeling.' Your internal state is deviating from (either) your previous internal state OR the base-line internal state of the average person. It's all predicated on a self-reported non-concordance between yourself and one of those two internal states. And BEYOND THAT... ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feelings.' The entire practice. (Unless (of course) your one of the online therapy hacks downstream of Jordan Peterson, in which case, you just aren't treated and are just told to replace your current source of dopamine with things they would subjectively rather see people do). So no. He's retarded. That's a retarded thing to think. That thought can only exist within a retarded mind. This is what I mean when I say these people a solipsistic. They do not accept the legitimacy of the internal beings of other people."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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