Mrs.McCarty

A fat, racist ass teacher who says " slay mama " and all the Mexicans in a corner while teaching so they can gang bang on burritos

Mrs.mcCarty "hey you filthy Mexicans! Get your taco having ass's in that corner, because if that doesn't happen and I can't get my shrek, imma be FUCKING MAD"

by Tristynissocoquette May 31, 2024

Tiernan McCory

a sexuality in which you are strictly attracted to old plus size men. This sexuality comes with many different kinds of fetishes such and feet and ear fetishes

I think Im going to come out as Tiernan McCory

by _CNKG_ January 15, 2025

Max McCarthy

A man/woman who utilises their brain to the very edge of misuse, as in they have no knowledge or knowledge about knowledge for any given thing, place, situation, or person. They are also incredibly infatuated with trucks.

That person over there drinking from the toilet is such a Max McCarthy.

by smellyhells June 25, 2025

New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise

It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it

by The ant nerd December 7, 2019

Doing the McCartney

Entering later years playing old-tunes and reminiscing the streets once walked...

"He was planning a quiet night in but ended up Doing the McCartney"

by Captain's Table June 25, 2022

Pulling a "J Mccarthy"

When a women unadds you on snap because your rizz is too immaculate for her brain to comprehend it.

Mans: So um, you tryna like ft tmr night?

Women: ummmmmmm, *thinking*

Women: *doesn't understand so goes for fight or flight and unadds you* (Therefore Pulling a "J Mccarthy")

by Tntboye July 1, 2023