medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
by psiscott April 28, 2006
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marijuana accredation degree

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.
A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.
by E-mizzac6969 August 30, 2008
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marijuana junkie

a person that is addicted to smoking marijuana
"i'm a marijuana junkie because im addicted to pot"
by dougie19 September 15, 2009
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Slang term for Marijuana

Slang term for Marijuana
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Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).
Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.
by teriyakichild August 19, 2012
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Marijuana Party of Canada

Political party made of potheads, mainly used to legalize Cannabis. It's notable that it's probably the most undervoted party in Canada, just under the Communist Party.
I'm a proud voter of the Marijuana Party of Canada.
by DynamicMOO July 05, 2010
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marijuana shit

When you swallow fat nuggets of marijuana chased by water, then pop a laxative afterwards, and while you are defecating, you find little pieces of marijuana buds in your feces floating in the poop water. Afterwards, you proceed to dry them with a blow dryer or the sun, grind it up and smoke it with your peers!!
(While smoking a fatty with friends) "Guys, I took one hell of a marijuana shit last night.
by Stoned Cowboy July 13, 2015
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