Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018

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Marcus ruffel

A CUTE BOY WITH LUXURIOUS HIPS BOOTY AND RED CHEEKS Id love to slurp his penis on a good evening and i hope he would too. i want to take a bath in his lava pool of shit to feel on his JUICY BABY MARCUS RUFFEL

RAQUIS: Ima fuck the shit outta marcus ruffel

by aevfqvw April 29, 2022

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Marcus C

likes patience

Marcus C is patiencelover69

by carmel is short May 6, 2022

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Marcus thomassy

A faggot who is Attracted to niggas

Hey look it Marcus thomassy

by I’m a fag bag January 10, 2022

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Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.

"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."

by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022

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