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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 3, 2020
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Magic Mom

A mom who cooks for her son's friends every day she gives everyone rides anywhere and pays for everything she is so awesome you might think she can fly (because she can) She can also teleport because she is native american. this is the best type of mom to know
by Studlyness15 November 12, 2012
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Airport Magic

a unique constellation in the space/time continuum that temporarily gives one a James Bond-like ability to pass through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."
"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."
by Vatu August 23, 2015
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magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.
No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.
by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018
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magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.
Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.
by CancelForbat May 4, 2014
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magical bitch

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.
Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.
by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012
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pp magic

pp magic is a certain type of magician who can make your pp dissapear
Jim: yo bobby where yo penis at?
Bobby: The pp magician used pp magic on me
Jim: Oh sick dude! epic
by waterdude01 August 23, 2019
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