Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle

When two guys catch a bear and have a threesome with it off in the woods. Temperatures must be 32 degrees Fahrenheit or colder.

“Hey Travis, its going to get real cold today want to have a Minnesota Thrizzle Grizzle?”

by professor monke March 15, 2021

The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

by jon lol October 08, 2021

Minnesota Snowball Fight

When a girl jerks a guy off into her hand, gets up, walks casually away, turns and yells 'SNOWBALL FIGHT!' before hurling the cum in his direcrion.

Tyrone: Oh baby, that hand job was epic!
....
Brittany: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
Tyrone: WFT bitch! Why did you do that for?
Brittany: shit boo; cause its the Minnesota snowball fight, ha!

by luberlust March 11, 2015

Minnesota train whistle

During a gay rimjob, the receiver farts into the licker’s mouth.

Dale proudly announced “Choo Choo!” after he gave Peter a good ole’ Minnesota train whistle.

by Whistleboy July 26, 2018

Minnesota Fuck Fest

A Minnesota fuck fest is where a group of people have an orgy in a meat locker, or some sort of large freezer.

Guy 1: Hey bro, we should have a Minnesota fuck fest.

Guy 2: I'm down, but we will have to find some other people.

Guy 1: okay, let me go grab my winter coat.

orgy
Minnesota Fuck Fest

by Jtaylorftw123 October 19, 2013

Minnesota Pizza Roll

A sexual act so filthy words cannot describe it
only the dirtiest person would ever think of mentioning it in coversation.

Dirty Person (Tiana): "Minnesota Pizza Roll!!! ahahahaha"
Normal Person: "Holy shit you are disgusting. Dont ever talk to me again.

by maaj69 December 11, 2008

University of Minnesota Rochester

A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!

"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"

by ThatAwesomeGirl November 21, 2012