abso-slut-ly

A portmanteau of absolutely and slut.

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024

Ly

Normally used by 13 year olds trying to act cool. They will be regretting it in the near future.

If you don't understand you ain't a boomer

Ly( love you ) my honey bun suger cookie

by Boboateyou June 2, 2020

Marcus Ly

The most perfect man in existence, god's one and true creation of perfection (5'5"). Women don't see his beauty but the boys will always. A certain Top G who loves Volleyball and is amazing at it when he is not choking on dick or screaming like a girl.

"look its Marcus Ly"
"he's so daddy material"
"he could spank my ass all-day"
"did u hear that high-pitched scream, probably Marcus."
"can u see Marcus?
"look down"

by urmum101101101101 November 23, 2022

Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011

TY LY

A basic form of saying “Type Shit”

Capalot ;“Damn I just made a hundred bucks”

96; “Oh Ty LY”

by ZZIICC March 8, 2024

Lys

Love you so much.

“Thank you so much Lys” “Lys bro ❤️“ “Lys Mom thanks”

by ari29l July 23, 2022

Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025