Lincoln Hat

This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex

Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I pulled out I had a Lincoln Hat on my mule.

by Gamesage445 April 25, 2006

Bloody Mary Lincoln

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln

My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.

by Blue Sky Blonde January 1, 2012

Lincoln Land

Lincoln Land Community College or LLCC (sometimes called Losers Last Chance College) is a community college located in Springfield, Illinois. Until recently it was looked down upon to attend there until people realized that it's not a bad school. Sure, it's cheap. But why pay $20,000 to take your general ed classes when you can spend $1,500? And maybe there's a wee bit of a drinking thing, but hey, it's college. They offer many different classes, the campus is amazing, and fairly large for a community college. Recently they gained notoriety in the WWI community with the recreation of a WWI-era trench dug on the LLCC campus by students and volunteers. The school features a diverse group of professors - one even hailing from England! With average class sizes of 17-20 (except for U.S Government/History) it's a very close learning environment. They have a computer lend program and have wi-fi on the campus. It's the perfect choice for the high school graduate that is not sure on a major or for an adult going to get a certificate.

I'm going to Lincoln Land next year and majoring in either Pre-Law or Political Science.

by leximagoo January 5, 2008

Lino Lakes, Minnesota

A town near Forest Lake and Hugo, both of which are located in Minnesota. A relatively nice place, though there isn't much to do besides hanging out at Target or going to a fast food place. A lot of open areas, and a ton of woods. Because they can't be hunted in this area, there is an excess of turkeys, so don't be surprised if one flies up in your face. Deer also roam freely, as does the occasional coyote or fox. Feral cats are common too.The people are generally alright, though a man once lived there that killed his whole family when they tried to have him committed for mental health issues.

Guy: Woah, did you see that cat? There goes another one!

Girl: Well, we are in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.

by TheGirlWithWordsInHerEyes May 6, 2011

Abe Lincoln

When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.

"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."

by ellis2345 January 15, 2006

lincoln school for girls

Lincoln School for Girls is an all female Quaker school on the east side of Providence, RI. The academics are excellent, but some the girls take this for granted, and are too busy dreaming about public school and boys *gasp!* to even realize the great education they're lucky to have. Some of Lincoln's students recieve financial aid or scholarships and work hard to receive good grades.

At Lincoln, the cafeteria food costs almost as much as the tuiton (which is thousands of dollars), and an extra paper cup will set you back 10 cents. Most Lincoln girls are intelligent, articulate, and classy, but there is a handful of students who fuel the "Lincoln steretype" by wearing skanky outfits, posing in inappropiate manners, and posting these pictures online. Some Lincoln students have been known to act like a darling little goody two shoes and then turn around and get high while screwing their boyfriend. This is not true about the whole school however, so it would be unfair to put a blanket over the student body as a whole. Most of Lincoln's students are smart, intelligent, witty, attractive, and well-dressed. Oh, and did I mention...out of your league?

Boy1: "I hear that at Lincoln School for Girls they make out with eachother in the bathrooms!"

Lincoln Girl: "I find that highly inappropiate and degrading. I am an independent Quaker woman and I have been given Simple Gifts. So FLIK you!"

by 100%truth July 28, 2008

scene lingo

the way the scene kids talk. it your trying too be scene you better get this right. and talk about how many picture comments you have on myspace.

brutalitybrittany: we cant let xbreex into the fxc she showers and she doesnt know the scene lingo !!

in person:
what thefuck
rad
he is the sexx
thats hardcore
lol

on computer:
lolz@!!!
>_<
rotflcopter
^_^
wtf
omgz
!!!
hxc
xmatthewx
stfu
x 1236
sxe

by letsbebestfriends April 16, 2006