Landon

Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.

Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.

by sixtynine ways to eat April 28, 2020

Landon

A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex

Landon I need you I can’t get over my ex

by .ggGio December 10, 2024

Landon

Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe

Omg it’s landon I want his dog

by Lincoln Murray November 21, 2020

Landon

The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.

Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot”

by Epic gay boi August 07, 2021

Landon

Very cool guy and Pippa likes him

“Pippa walks in”

Pippa- Hi Landon

Landon- stay away from me

by Epic gay boi August 07, 2021

Landon

A really sweet guy who fits in with everyone. Usually has the most luscious curly hair you have ever seen. Has a really thick skin and does not get easily offended by things others say. He is probably hanging out with his beautiful Latina girlfriend listening to brockhampton (his favorite singer that he discovered)

Person: “Oh my gosh is that Will Ferrell?!?”

Other Person: “No that’s just Landon”

by DarkMaster6969_() October 10, 2019

Landon

Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.

Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet

by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019