by Mr. Bleau May 19, 2021

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe
by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

person 1: omg look my moms performing!
person 2: uhh thats not your mom, thats lana del rey
person 1: exactly
person 2: uhh thats not your mom, thats lana del rey
person 1: exactly
by lanas daughter April 24, 2023

Person 1: Hey, What's lana backwards?
Person 2: Wtf
Person 3: Lana backwards is anal. Nothing serious lol
Person 2: Wtf
Person 3: Lana backwards is anal. Nothing serious lol
by radioactive_ratacid February 1, 2022

lana stan: oh you know lanas best album?
amazing and beautiful people: oh you mean honeymoon lana del rey? yeah thats her best album
amazing and beautiful people: oh you mean honeymoon lana del rey? yeah thats her best album
by swansongstan July 26, 2024

“Hey, that new girl Lana is cute”
“Yeah, do you know why she’s called Lana? Spell her name backwards and you’ll find out.”
“Yeah, do you know why she’s called Lana? Spell her name backwards and you’ll find out.”
by SixBob0mb January 9, 2020
