twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 18, 2006

lobby gobbler

A Person what lives in LEIGH ,LANCS ,UK

Due to the fact,its our local food, ie corned beef,potatoes,onions,anything you can lob in to a pan. Hence the name lobby gobbler!

by mick unsworth November 1, 2003

lobster claw

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

Crotch Lobster

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

lobster knife fight

Two words: fucking epic

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009

lobby confidence (LC)

The mindset of a certain S. R. C. It is basically an abundant amount of swag. Expression of Lobby Confidence is characterized by excessive friendliness and a feeling of protectiveness over anyone in your lobby.

He used the lc.

I wish I had the lc.

It was hard gain lobby confidence (LC).

by hurler May 4, 2009

maine lobster

When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down

Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.

by masterquief69 March 7, 2011