Leon

An individual that trips over a lot and rolls underneath cars, bushes and bus stops. It has been recorded that a Leon was observed falling over 113 times in a 24 hour period once. There were multiple objects that the Leon rolled under in this 24 hour window, some of which included.
Parking meter machines
Lollypop ladies
A homeless family

Storm drainage systems
Toyota Rav4
Minibus

And a Thomas Cook recruitment tent.

Oh No, there's that Leon Bloke again rolling down the hill. I hope he doesn't end up in Dorothy's rose Bush again

by Beantent January 01, 2022

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Leon

1) Stereotypical English name, can be a fuck boy but also a nerd, idek.

2) The more important definition- is one of the characters from the TV show "Merlin." Arthur's most senior night out of the 5 nights of Camelot, is severely underrated. Also probably immortal. He dies, like, 10 times throughout the 5 seasons of Merlin but in the next episode, he's always up and running like nothing ever happened.

Arthur- Gaius! Where's Leon, is he ok? Did you heal his wounds? Will he live?
Gaius- Sir, I'm sorry, but he didn't make it. His wounds were too fatal.
Arthur- Shit.

-THE NEXT DAY_

Arthur- Oh, Gaius, glad I bumped into you. Have you seen Merlin?
Gaius- No sir.
Arthur- He was supposed to clean my armour, but-
Leon- He's trying to poison Modred's water, sir.
Arthur/Gaius- What the fuck-

by Neverland___ July 22, 2022

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