ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

by Jackmebones May 8, 2012

Keyboard Babies

Noun. A nut busted while masterbating to internet Porn when you are searching and beating at the same time.

Dad used my computer yesterday and got Keyboard babies all over it !!!!!!!!!!!

by Victim 183 November 6, 2008

keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

keyboard rapping

keyboard Rapping is when you have a lot to say on social media or in text message.

if you and your friend have beef but your scared of her but you want to seem hard so you go and text like your somebody else so you keyboard rapping

by 305 girls January 24, 2017

Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016

keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

by Ronsta January 30, 2021