Kelsey

Kelsey is someone you don’t wanna call your father. Kelsey is what you call a “sperm donor.” Kelsey is a bastard, piece of shit and a pathological liar and a MF that likes to gaslight people. Kelsey tends to break a lot of hearts and give people trust issues.

Ex. Kelsey- never paid child’s support

Ex. Kelsey- all talk no action

Ex. Kelsey- always makes you think your the bad person but in reality your not

by Hdubbs May 23, 2022

kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames

What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.

by Vinntom October 2, 2021

Kelsey

She is dangerous, a cunt and she can be really mean. She loves dogs, if you hurt her dog you wil die.

Kelsey is dangerous.

by Bioboo April 27, 2018

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021

Kelsey

the thot that broke my heart

Kelsey backstabbed me and dated a fucking white stick.

by nigger42069 November 26, 2018

kelsey

generally used to refer to someone who's friendly and reliable. sometimes, it might be hard to see them, though

he's so nice - what a Kelsey

I've never seen my best friend in our 19 years of friendship; come on Kelsey!

by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020

Kelsey

English surname and originated from an Old English place name in Lincolnshire, England.The place name derived from words meaning "Ceol's island" (Mills 1991). In modern times Kelsey has also become a given name for boys and girls in English-speaking countries. Kelsey comes from "island of the ships" in Irish and Scots, and "a dweller on the island, by the water" from Norwegian.

Whats your name dude? My name is Luis Kelsey

by pkelsey July 27, 2022