kelsey is the fucking ugliest person on earth and you do NOT want to be around her she will back stab you when you least expect it. she will never be truthful and she will always give you attitude. she always has to be right and if net she will come for you. she is the worst person with such a big ego but they are ugly and rude asf even to elder people. never have kelsey as your friend! she will make your life the worst. SHES UGLY. SHES A RAT. THAT HAS PROBLEMS AND TRANSMITS THEM TO YOUR LIFE!SHE THE WORST. SHE THINKS SHES EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE FUCKING LIKES HER
by laPsecreta December 03, 2022
A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
by KelBeater March 21, 2017
A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 14, 2021
A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation
by ThePugDaddy April 04, 2023
Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.
by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022
by IlovemebutIloveJinmore 👩❤️💋👩 April 12, 2021
The best trios in the world are the theresas, cathys, and kelseys. Cathy is a bitch like everyone says but she's also really nice if u get to know her(yeet) Kelsey is a loving best friend that will be annoyed at you if you keep asking her. Theresa is the best girl . you will meet but also the curious cat of them all. She likes to annoy people like kelsey. Kelsey doesn't like that but because she is a loving friend, she accepts it. Cathy just annoys u no matter the issue but that's fine, the cathys will always shrug off and say their catch phrase "WHATEVER", did I say that the cathys like to emphasizeeeee wordsssss thatttttt areeeeee shorttttttt. But WHATEVER, am i right?
by Cheatahhhhh bitch January 19, 2018