A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 03, 2023
Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up
by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 22, 2020
by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”
by Eggie Benis November 24, 2023
Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
by reallifeluper January 05, 2017
by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023