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chrome jockey

One who lifts a 4-wheel-drive vehicle, accenting it with every imaginable bolt-on accessory possible; light package, chrome wheels, bumpers and occasionally even an upgraded engine. But the "Chrome Jockey" differs from the off-road-enthusiast by never allowing his vehicle to get dirty, or go off-road in any way whatsoever. Choosing instead to spend his/her free time cleaning and polishing their rig. This activity has also been known to greatly increase the douschebag factor by an exponential margin, and can rarely be recovered from.
"Hey, look at that clean shiny Jeep Brian", "Yup, he's a chrome jockey for sure!!"
by BlackPearlSailing January 4, 2013
mugGet the chrome jockeymug.

peen jockey

Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.
by AltheaJ April 3, 2011
mugGet the peen jockeymug.

Dong jockey

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock
by 216 wp May 17, 2017
mugGet the Dong jockeymug.

dolphin jockey

A name islanders use to refer to those who are not from the island.
Oh you don't put the beef on the pineapple, you dolphin jockey! Go back to the mainland!
by Ambirory June 4, 2019
mugGet the dolphin jockeymug.

camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.
Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!
by Fred L. October 2, 2007
mugGet the camel jockeymug.

Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)
'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.
by David Gustafson October 14, 2003
mugGet the Jockey Whipmug.

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)
He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey
by joandsi October 28, 2006
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

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