Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me
Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me
Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away
by voll July 11, 2003

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
by kungfuru January 27, 2011

Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this
I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face
by gorilla humper November 29, 2013

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by ushelloicameupwithit August 27, 2009
