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Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously
Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009
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jizz mopper

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.
the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away
by voll July 11, 2003
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Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.
by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011
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Jizz Pinata

A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.

B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
by kungfuru January 27, 2011
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jizz donut

Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this
I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face
by gorilla humper November 29, 2013
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Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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jizz fuzz

The fuzz that accumulates on old cum stains
Ewww dude look at that bandana..its got jizz fuzz all over it..Pete's really gotta wash that shit.
by ushelloicameupwithit August 27, 2009
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