Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009

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jizz mopper

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away

by voll July 11, 2003

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Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.

Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.

by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

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Jizz Pinata

A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.

B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.

A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?

by kungfuru January 27, 2011

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blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

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