Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me
Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me
Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!
by AlexGdizzle February 05, 2009
the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away
by voll July 12, 2003
The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 29, 2011
A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
by kungfuru January 27, 2011
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by ushelloicameupwithit August 13, 2009
When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 13, 2011