by hot wise woman August 2, 2021
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Get the Doing a Jessie mug.Jessie m is ONE of a kind she is nice and funny and pretty and harmonious and I love when she sings or parody’s songs or just lives I LOVE HER dearly I love when she speaks to me and I love speaking to her she’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I sleep she’s in my dreams and always in my heart I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think of her any different I love Jessie m
{person 1} Jessie m is over there
{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat…
{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat…
by Ollieotto September 20, 2023
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Get the Jessy mug.When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
by Uncle J! August 27, 2023
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Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 1, 2023
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