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jen

Used to name a person you like without directly telling them
"Hey, Jen."
by Dr. Saejh May 19, 2023
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Jen’s Bush

A middle aged lady who lets her muff go. It will turn white and look like a small shrub tree!
I had some dirty dishes with dried food however lucky that I could use Jen’s Bush to clean them!
by SKacsir June 11, 2018
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Jens

Jens is a really special guy. From outside he’s looking like a really serious man (he can act like a real adult) but if you get to know him you’ll see that there is still a kid inside him.
Sometimes he stucks in his thoughts way too much but you can never get enough of Jens and there’s no way than to like and love Jens because he has an enormous heart and he’s looking more after his friends than after himself.

Jens is a handsome guy, very good-looking and taking care of his body.
If you ever meet Jens you have to be very grateful and enjoying time with him. Everybody knows that Jens is good at partying and that he drinks much. So don’t miss going to a party with Jens!
Girl1: I’m going out with Jens.
Girl2: Oh you better don’t mess it up! He’s a real catch!
by admirerofyou September 19, 2018
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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Jens

holy shit it is huge. Its just like jens
by Yolodopeshit November 23, 2021
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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Shanice Jennings

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
by NULL_666 June 23, 2024
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