Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022

Jason

Usually is a player put can’t pull any girls you’ll see him simp for girls but nothing ever happens, ego is always as big as their forehead

Man Jason’s been simping for a month and he’s still single

by Car_Man June 24, 2020

Jason

The act of going to the toilet to do a poo.

Hang on, I'm just going for a Jason.

by AussieB1 May 20, 2020

Jason

A very mean and abusive person he doesnt like people like that

My freind is being a Jason

by djyonder37 September 3, 2020

Jason

He sucks dick at fortnite

Jason sucks and uses a controller when playing fortnite

by Jillian jay October 30, 2018

Jason

The biggest simp in the world, also looks like a girl

Jason likes YuTong

by angelo is a snake March 11, 2020

Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019