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Jacob

A complete fuckup, Jacob is so idiotic and such a fuckle pop. Jacob will never get a girlfriend because he already lost his virginity to his best friends back and often acts stupid and makes dirty jokes. Let me just say it again he’s a COMPLETE FUCKUP!!! - sienna
Jacob is a fuckup
by Fucklpop123 December 20, 2018
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He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.
Wow. Jacob is super gay
by Reekid September 27, 2019
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A blonde headed bitch who enjoys a good dicking.
Dude, you're just like Jacob
by R1PP3R420 December 12, 2018
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Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet in your entire life who will bring so much happiness to you’re heart with just his presence alone. He’s sweet, funny, caring, smart, weird, and a very cute nerd etc... if lucky enough to have him in you’re life don’t let him go. He’s more than perfect and is good enough to be a bestfriend, soul mate and so much more! He’s the true definition of perfection
by Jenelljay02 March 25, 2019
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He’s a turd and always mean to Lacey, BUTTTTT HES DATING JEN AND THEY LOOK SO CUTE
Jacob is mean to Lacey
by 283838bobthebiulder February 24, 2019
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Cheater, Fuckboy all the way, A liar #all #of #the #above
Jacob is a fuckboy.
by Princess_2018 January 13, 2018
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The definition of a empty hearted "Simp" who back stabs another human in the the hopes of the touch of a women
Person 1:I have a 4 inch long-

Person 2: Eww

The council: Simp don’t pull a Jacob
by Frisky_Fred_ April 17, 2020
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